I have season tickets to the Avs.  Unfortunately so do the obnoxious people behind me.  I may kill them at some point.  Mildly annoying: KNOW THE CURRENT ROSTER…PETER STASNTY HASN”T PLAYED IN HOW MANY YEARS???  IT”S PAUL GOD DAMN IT!  Varly is NOT a “flavor of the month” goalie just because YOU weren’t paying attention to Washington you moron.  Spend more time watching hockey+less time at Tuaca…JUST A THOUGHT.

REALLY REALLY REALLY ANNOYING:  Tap me on my shoulder and ask me if I ‘chose my Erik Johnson jersey (its the burgundy with the A for alternate…custom done dumbass, YES I CHOSE IT  *doesn’t feel need to mention my EJ tattoo*)  Then spend the ENTIRE GAME trash talking EJ…  He wasn’t the only player making mistakes (in any of the games! I know, because I watch!) Does he have his moments where I want to slap him? YES…but honestly he has not been BAD at all compared to some things I have seen other players (both on the avs and not) do and oh yeah there is that tiny matter of not taking any penalties…is he a crusher like the Ryan’s?  No.  Can he fight like Shane does?  No.  Has he been using his size to take players out of plays?  Yes.  Do I miss Shatty and Stewie?  Not really.  They have blossomed with the Blues and they are very different players than EJ. 

What makes this really annoying?  HE DOES IT EVERY GAME!  I would knock his beer over every time from now on, but I sit below him…  I will take the 2 minutes for tripping (him down the stairs) one of these days!